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1Local nutcase, 2Faux Biology Institute (FBI), 3Australian Human Microbiome Biobank, 4University of Kent (formerly), 5Quadram Institute (currently), 6McMaster University
The FBI-MXU’s remit is simple: Investigate life from other worlds.
“The truth is out there.” – Agent Moulder
“Or in here… It’s definitely somewhere.” – Dr Skull-y
The following case file relates to recently declassified events. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
A meteor fell from the sky on the night of October 31st 2024, crashing into a cornfield.
But when the local farmer and his family began to exhibit strange symptoms, Agents Moulder and Skull-y were dispatched to investigate. Agent Moulder explains:
“It’s a classic zombie case – shambling walk, groaning – but there was one twist: The farmer kept trying to feed everyone corn from the meteor impact site. And he kept shouting ‘GRRRAAAIIINNNSSSS’… Weird, right?”
Dr Skull-y adds,
“We quickly realised he was infected by something from the meteor. We just had to figure out what it was, based on all the samples we collected.”
Agents Moulder and Skull-y wiped our memories at this point.
We woke up missing a PIXL, ROTOR+ and ColonyCam, and found this note:
Based on past experiences with other researchers, here’s how we imagine they used our robots to save the world.
Finding an alien microbe among thousands of Earth species is like finding a needle in a haystack. Even with selective plates, hundreds of colonies must be assessed.
Similarly, the Australian Human Microbiome Bank uses our automated colony picker, PIXL, to pick colonies from samples at speed – within five minutes of sample collection – all inside an anaerobic chamber.
“PIXL can pick an entire 96-well plate of colonies into new media in minutes, take photos of the plate, and take photos of each individual colony on the plate. Doing this by hand would take nearly five minutes per bacterial colony, not per plate. That’s pretty impressive.” – Dr Suzanne McCusker
Killing an invasive alien microbe sounds pretty difficult, especially because science is often so meticulous and (dare we say it?) slow.
That frustration is shared by our colleagues in Antimicrobial Resistance (AMR) research – let’s face it, antimicrobial resistance is a very real threat to humanity.
Eric Brown’s group at the Michael DeGroote Institute for Infectious Disease Research at McMaster University is using our ROTOR+ to speed up AMR research.
“There is no other instrument out there that can pin colonies like this thing can pin, which allows us to do chemical genomics just like nobody’s business… We’re monitoring the growth of those pinned strains at as high as 6144 density using the ROTOR+.”
Presumably, by using Singer’s PIXL, ROTOR+, and ColonyCam, Agents Moulder and Skull-y could identify the alien microbe and how to inhibit its growth: